Ruh-roh. That’s not good.
Ruh-roh. That’s not good.
I figured KC would be able to hang in until Mahomes inevitably reinjured his ankle.
Looking like the only thing that can stop Philly's offense is turning the ball over. 24 points and 270 yards in the first half.
Rihanna… YAWN.
Keep your stick on the ice...
It’s all lip syncing. And all the gyrating and thrusting pelvi - gross. It’s what the kids want these days I guess. Safe to say we are not the target audience. ?
Where’s OSHA at?!?!?!
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Thanks Tik Tok for turning the minds of the American youth into mush. Luckily neither of our kids had it until college and it seems like from afar anyway they're not as enamored with it as I've seen with some otherr kids their age.
It’s call good parenting. Something many of our youth and young adults lack.
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Reactions to halftime shows without a rock act never disappoint.
Embarrassing how bad the condition of the field is.
I'm 50% factual and 50% sarcastic. When you get to know me, you will know which is which.
Like how the stripes let the play, play out and let replay play out.
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Haha they just made some crap up to reverse time so they could review the catch.
The stripes have to allow the defense to sub if the offense subs.
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I'm 50% factual and 50% sarcastic. When you get to know me, you will know which is which.
Some of the plays the KC offense comes up with are brilliant.
A little failed ring around the posey followed by a td.
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Thought they might go for 2 there to make it a 9 point game.
Thought they might go for 2 there to make it a 9 point game.
I think I would have, possibility of a 2 score game.
Enough of the eagles love from these announcers! Eagles score and they go nuts, KC does and silence.
Don’t love that PI call but since it means the fans of Philadelphia lose I’m fine with it.
Were you offended back in the 50s by Elvis's gyrating pelvis?It’s all lip syncing. And all the gyrating and thrusting pelvi - gross. It’s what the kids want these days I guess. Safe to say we are not the target audience. ?
I wasn’t alive in the 50s. ?♀️
That’s the joke.
The joke is you thought I was a boomer. 
Philly can riot and be mad all they want. It was the right call regardless if it’s the Super Bowl or not. If roles were reversed Philly would be applauding the stripes.
Keep your stick on the ice...
Were you offended back in the 50s by Elvis's gyrating pelvis?It’s all lip syncing. And all the gyrating and thrusting pelvi - gross. It’s what the kids want these days I guess. Safe to say we are not the target audience. ?
I wasn’t alive in the 50s. ?♀️
That’s the joke.
The joke is you thought I was a boomer.
The derogatory use of Boomer is not about your actual age, it’s about the Debbie Downer mentality that everything was better many years ago, absolutely terrible now and every generation younger than you are spoiled babies/dumb/lazy. It’s a tired trope by people who hate change and can’t handle that the world is different and you want it to stay the same so you are comfortable.
Eagles lost and that’s what matters.
Philly can riot and be mad all they want. It was the right call regardless if it’s the Super Bowl or not. If roles were reversed Philly would be applauding the stripes.
The call was very tight but the important thing to keep in mind is Philly lost.
Thanks for mansplaining. 😉Were you offended back in the 50s by Elvis's gyrating pelvis?It’s all lip syncing. And all the gyrating and thrusting pelvi - gross. It’s what the kids want these days I guess. Safe to say we are not the target audience. ?
I wasn’t alive in the 50s. ?♀️
That’s the joke.
The joke is you thought I was a boomer.
The derogatory use of Boomer is not about your actual age, it’s about the Debbie Downer mentality that everything was better many years ago, absolutely terrible now and every generation younger than you are spoiled babies/dumb/lazy. It’s a tired trope by people who hate change and can’t handle that the world is different and you want it to stay the same so you are comfortable.
the halftime was horrid, and I like Rihanna.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
All I know is that next year's halftime show should be Lawrence Welk.
Still holding out for Weird Al.All I know is that next year's halftime show should be Lawrence Welk.
But in reality, Brandi Carlisle, Lizzo, Stapleton, Margo Price, Janelle Monae. They all fit in the "safe" category, so to speak.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
All I know is that next year's halftime show should be Lawrence Welk.
A one and a two and a....
I imagine everyone defines hell differently, for me it's Lawrence Welk on repeat.
“When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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Both teams are full of characters for players. It came down to who would I rather lose… Philly fans, by far the worst in the NFL. Or Mahomes’ wife and brother. Two of the biggest blowhards on social media and in life. Philly fans. Even after a lengthy inquiry.
Keep your stick on the ice...
Jason Kelce is 10000000x cooler than Travis, but yes the Philly fans tip the scales too far for it to matter.
Super Bowl prop bets...
- Gatorade color poured on winning coach: Yellow/Green @ +165 / Orange @ +300 / Clear/Water @ +750.
Did anyone see what was dumped on Andy Reid?!?!?!
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I would add Metallica and Taylor Swift to the safe category. I wouldn't mind a country singer, but I don't know of any that could please most people.Still holding out for Weird Al.All I know is that next year's halftime show should be Lawrence Welk.
But in reality, Brandi Carlisle, Lizzo, Stapleton, Margo Price, Janelle Monae. They all fit in the "safe" category, so to speak.
Those would work. Maybe the Foos?
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Bring in Scum Of The Earth, hoodlum rock is the answer!
“When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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Thanks for mansplaining. 😉Were you offended back in the 50s by Elvis's gyrating pelvis?It’s all lip syncing. And all the gyrating and thrusting pelvi - gross. It’s what the kids want these days I guess. Safe to say we are not the target audience. ?
I wasn’t alive in the 50s. ?♀️
That’s the joke.
The joke is you thought I was a boomer.
The derogatory use of Boomer is not about your actual age, it’s about the Debbie Downer mentality that everything was better many years ago, absolutely terrible now and every generation younger than you are spoiled babies/dumb/lazy. It’s a tired trope by people who hate change and can’t handle that the world is different and you want it to stay the same so you are comfortable.
the halftime was horrid, and I like Rihanna.
It wasn’t “horrid” but keep riding the Boomer hyperbole.
I would add Metallica and Taylor Swift to the safe category. I wouldn't mind a country singer, but I don't know of any that could please most people.Still holding out for Weird Al.All I know is that next year's halftime show should be Lawrence Welk.
But in reality, Brandi Carlisle, Lizzo, Stapleton, Margo Price, Janelle Monae. They all fit in the "safe" category, so to speak.
Metallica seems inevitable so it prolly won’t happen. My daughter tells me Taylor Swift is waiting to finish re-recording all her albums before doing the SB fwiw
Those would work. Maybe the Foos?
They have a new album coming out and are going to continue touring so seems like a good chance.
Both teams are full of characters for players. It came down to who would I rather lose… Philly fans, by far the worst in the NFL. Or Mahomes’ wife and brother. Two of the biggest blowhards on social media and in life. Philly fans. Even after a lengthy inquiry.
The Philly fans at the SB booed Dak Prescott during pregame when he was awarded the Walter Payton Man of the Year award. It’s like they want everyone to hate them.
In an effort to keep fans from burning down their own city, Eagles DB in postgame presser:
“It was a holding, I tugged his jersey. I was hoping they would let it slide”
It was the Red Queen from Alice In Wonderland featuring the Stay-Pufts. That is not a stolen take, that is my take alone.Thanks for mansplaining. 😉Were you offended back in the 50s by Elvis's gyrating pelvis?It’s all lip syncing. And all the gyrating and thrusting pelvi - gross. It’s what the kids want these days I guess. Safe to say we are not the target audience. ?
I wasn’t alive in the 50s. ?♀️
That’s the joke.
The joke is you thought I was a boomer.
The derogatory use of Boomer is not about your actual age, it’s about the Debbie Downer mentality that everything was better many years ago, absolutely terrible now and every generation younger than you are spoiled babies/dumb/lazy. It’s a tired trope by people who hate change and can’t handle that the world is different and you want it to stay the same so you are comfortable.
the halftime was horrid, and I like Rihanna.
It wasn’t “horrid” but keep riding the Boomer hyperbole.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
I'm sure with Rihanna being pregnant they had to tone down some of the theatrics. I enjoyed the song selections, the floating platforms were cool. The choreography was decent enough. Not my favorite show ever but better than some, IMO.
I watched with a mixed group of men and women, all boomer-adjacent. The Ford 150 Premature Electrification caused 3 spit takes, one OMG and the declaration of the ad being the hands down winner.
“Stop. Start. Stop. Start. That doesn’t really work for me.”
Note: Due to inflation dirty deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap.
The Breaking Bad and the UberOne ads were the winners for me. Those were hilarious.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.