The only killer as slow as The Blob.
To be fairrrrrr......
Michael Myers wasn't exactly nimble or quick. 😉
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Room (Netflix disc)
A little boy is held captive in a room with his mother since his birth, so he has never known the world outside.
This is a heavy movie. I do have to give a minor spoiler, since it's actually vital to understand and "be in the movie" 100%: the mother and son are freed halfway through. I say minor, because pretty much until then, you don't have the backstory of how they got there, and you have no idea what's going to happen afterwards.
A big part of the story is narrated by the son, from his perspective as his life goes on. The heaviness of the movie isn't the situation itself, it's the dealings with the situation as it progresses throughout the movie. It doesn't romanticize or over-dramatize anything, it's friggin' *real.*
I definitely recommend this one.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
American Animals (Netflix disc)
Four young men mistake their lives for a movie and attempt one of the most audacious heists in U.S. history.
Basically a re-enactment movie, since the 4 real people chime in throughout the movie, along with the parents, a teacher who knew them, and the librarian that was a victim in the plot. It was interesting to hear how they remembered it. I have to say, somewhat decent planning of the heist, horrible execution.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Air (Amazon Prime)
The story of Michael Jordan
The dialogue between ALL parties is amazing. Hilarious, and at times raw/brutally honest, I loved it. The characters themselves, from what I know of the history is true to itself. Definitely a watch.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Lansky (Prime)
When the aging Meyer Lansky is investigated by the Feds, who suspect he has stashed away millions of dollars over half a century, the retired gangster reveals the untold truth about his life as the boss of the National Crime Syndicate.
Pretty good story (of course, "based" on true events/stories), I did enjoy how it was shown more like a play than a movie. Lots scenes with just two people in them (besides background extras, of course). The way Lansky's (alleged) story was told: as he says early on in the movie, [paraphrasing here]: history is facts, and I find it fascinating to see how people interpret those facts through their own perspective.
Give it a whirl.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
She Said (Prime)
Jodi Kantor and Megan Twohey's quest to break the Harvey Weinstein scandal.
Solid movie, I do like that some of the victims portrayed themselves. They were actually telling their real story. I'd have imagine their emotions were very genuine, recounting their stories.
I do recommend it.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (Netflix disc)
Well, that was a waste of time.
I can put myself in that timeframe/era, and adjust expectations with movies, and this? Well this one didn't matter. Blah, boring, disjointed, etc.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (Netflix disc)
Well, that was a waste of time.
I can put myself in that timeframe/era, and adjust expectations with movies, and this? Well this one didn't matter. Blah, boring, disjointed, etc.
“When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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Creed III (Prime)
Adonis has been thriving in both his career and family life, but when a childhood friend and former boxing prodigy resurfaces, the face-off is more than just a fight.
Started off alright, but fell into a cliche-fest. It was done well, mind you, but still a boat-load of cliches. They could have done a better job of it. Worth seeing, but not a must-watch.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (Netflix disc)
Well, that was a waste of time.
I can put myself in that timeframe/era, and adjust expectations with movies, and this? Well this one didn't matter. Blah, boring, disjointed, etc.
well some day you will find yourself molding devils tower out of your mash potatoes. ?
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (Netflix disc)
Well, that was a waste of time.
I can put myself in that timeframe/era, and adjust expectations with movies, and this? Well this one didn't matter. Blah, boring, disjointed, etc.
well some day you will find yourself molding devils tower out of your mash potatoes. ?
I will say I have seen many a movie that has referenced "Close" with the molding or "this means something" quotes. I can appreciate that.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (Netflix disc)
Well, that was a waste of time.
I can put myself in that timeframe/era, and adjust expectations with movies, and this? Well this one didn't matter. Blah, boring, disjointed, etc.
Bodies Bodies Bodies (Netflix disc)
When a group of rich 20-somethings plan a hurricane party at a remote family mansion, a party game turns deadly in this fresh and funny look at backstabbing, fake friends, and one party gone very, very wrong.
It's a pedestrian effort at copying Knives Out/Glass Onion. That's the best compliment I can give. There's a lot of women making out, frankly, cheap "turn-on" scenes that really have no bearing on the plot (I equated it with the necessary "boobies!" scenes of 1980s movies).
There is really no character to like by the end of it. They're all POSes and you kind of wished all would have perished.
Check it out if you are into that whole curiosity thing and have 8 other lives to spare. 😉
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
I looked it up. It has Pete Davidson which that information alone would make me not watch.
I looked it up. It has Pete Davidson which that information alone would make me not watch.
He does play a perfectly good dooshbag a-hole. I'll say that.
Heart Of Stone (Netflix streaming)
An intelligence operative for a shadowy global peacekeeping agency races to stop a hacker from stealing its most valuable and dangerous weapon.
Stars Gal Gadot, so took a look. Standard action movie, a nice twist in the middle of the movie, cliched "humor quotes" a la Ah-nold era, but it was a good time-killer. Grab a small bag of popcorn, and enjoy. Bonus: Glenn Close makes a cameo. That struck me as a bit humorous (what's SHE doing in a movie like THIS?!).
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Big George Foreman (Netflix Streaming):
Fueled by an impoverished childhood, George Foreman channeled his anger into becoming an Olympic Gold medalist and World Heavyweight Champion, followed by a near-death experience that took him from the boxing ring to the pulpit.
Standard biopic, but the casting is great. The main guy captured the angry youth, and the elder joviality that made everyone love George. The supporting/less supporting cast (his coaches, and spots by Howard Cosell/Johnny Carson characters were more than passable. Some live footage is thrown in, as well. Decent movie to catch.
Note: got notice today that after Netflix stops shipping discs on 9-29, whatever disc you have, you will not be charged for not returning the disc, and enjoy it as long as one likes. I'm on a 1-disc plan, so I'm loading up some movies that I don't own, but would like to own, and playing the lotto on which one I get. 
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Race (Netflix streaming)
Jesse Owens' quest to become the greatest track and field athlete in history thrusts him onto the world stage of the 1936 Olympics, where he faces off against Adolf Hitler's vision of Aryan supremacy.
Pretty good, and apparently not romanticized/Hollywoodized that much. All the performances were good, and there was some real footage inserted (although sparingly) in the movie. Good watch.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
I just saw a preview of the Flash movie and when Michael Keaton said, “Yeah, I’m Batman” the look on his face actually said, “Yeah, I also can’t effing believe I’m making this money grab”.
Women Talking (Netflix disc):
Do nothing, stay and fight, or leave. In 2010, the women of an isolated religious community grapple with reconciling a brutal reality of abuse, and with their faith.
There is a lot to digest here. It's a very heavy movie, bringing forth lots of internal conflict with their way of thinking. What may seem like a simple decision to those not part of that community is a very confusing/clashing/back and forth for those that are part of it.
Definitely recommend.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
I wonder if Netflix will begin to rotate into their online service movies that previously have been disc only.
I wonder if Netflix will begin to rotate into their online service movies that previously have been disc only.
I don't think they can do that with some movies, due to the movies' contracts with other streaming services, but don't quote me on that.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
I wonder if Netflix will begin to rotate into their online service movies that previously have been disc only.
I don't think they can do that with some movies, due to the movies' contracts with other streaming services, but don't quote me on that.
I know it's contractual for many - but I wonder if there have been negotiations to change that up with some titles now that discs are bye bye.
Pinball: The Man Who Saved The Game (Hulu)
The story of Roger Sharpe, the young midwesterner who overturned New York City's 35 year-old ban on pinball machines.
Great watch. Part movie, part documentary. They have the real guy interjecting between some scenes of the movie, and I tell ya, if Marc Maron had a brother, it'd be this guy. Additionally, if you love arcade games (in this case, pinball obviously) as I do, you will definitely get his personality. Highly recommend.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Pinball: The Man Who Saved The Game (Hulu)
The story of Roger Sharpe, the young midwesterner who overturned New York City's 35 year-old ban on pinball machines.Great watch. Part movie, part documentary. They have the real guy interjecting between some scenes of the movie, and I tell ya, if Marc Maron had a brother, it'd be this guy. Additionally, if you love arcade games (in this case, pinball obviously) as I do, you will definitely get his personality. Highly recommend.
Speaking of pinballs. There's a brewery in Miles City, Mt. called Tilt Wurks Brewhouse. The whole brewery is pinball themed. Pinball machines to play. Wall art of pinball screens. Though, the neat part is the bar has a glass top with pinball parts inside.
Keep your stick on the ice...
Watched the first three Expendable movies again over the past couple of days because there is a fourth one coming out, I don't know why, but I'll watch it. Total meta movies, in reality. I still enjoy them, mindless popcorn action with self-deprecating humor. They're not pretending to be anything but that, and they are doing it with self-recognition. That's the part I love.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
In that vein we just watched Meg 2: The Trench
Totally over the top Jaws meets Fast & Furious and it was a good afternoon popcorn flick.
Saint Of Second Chances (Netflix streaming):
Mike Veeck, son of legendary Major League Baseball owner Bill Veeck, blows up his father's career and then spends the next few decades learning the value of a second chance.
Good documentary (with heavy doses of "recreations" of the history). It's as nutty as the Veecks, but accurate, and a fun watch overall, although there is a major tug-the-heart-strings side story. Hey, if you like baseball and/or are Minnesotan, it's kind of a must watch.
Takers (Netflix streaming):
A group of bank robbers find their multi-million dollar plan interrupted by a hard-boiled detective.
Cliched as you can get, I saw Idris Elba/Matt Dillon in it, so took a shot. It's a Saturday Afternoon Time Killer Meh.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Karate Kid (remake, Netflix streaming):
Not as bad as I thought it would be. I loved the cultural differences that they did, it wasn't just a re-hash like the Footloose remake. Granted, it took me this long to watch it, on purpose (I had nothing else I was in the mood for, repeat or not), BUT, I do not regret watching it.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
“Stop Making Sense”
I missed this on the big screen back in the day, so I was really glad for this revival. Had streamed it several times at home, but this was a neat experience. If you’re even remotely a Talking Heads fan I’d say give this a go.
This came out originally in ‘83 and I saw them at Northrop sometime in that time frame. One of my favorite shows ever.
*note* from here on out, unless otherwise designated, all movies I post about are on Netflix Streaming
The Machine: Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.
Based on a true experience of Bert Kreischer that he has become famous for, in his comedic act. It's about what you expect for this sort of thing (if you have NOT heard the bit, it's HILARIOUS, and a link is below, NSFW). A decent Saturday Afternoon Time Killer. Some really funny parts and some really redonkulous over the top parts.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Reptile:
Tom Nichols is a hardened New England detective, unflinching in his pursuit of a case where nothing is as it seems and it begins to dismantle the illusions in his own life.
Caught my eye because of Benicio Del Toro, Justin Timberlake, and Alicia Silverstone. It's a decent cop drama, where it provides red herrings, a multi-layered plot, and a decent (although unsurprising) ending. Benicio is excellent in his calculating role, and Alicia is absolutely outstanding in very subtle ways, I don't know how to describe it, but she drives many of the scenes she's in, despite being a supporting character, at best. She adds...that deeper substance, the stuff that really fleshes out the scene.
I do recommend this one.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
American Made:
The story of Barry Seal, an American pilot who became a drug-runner for the CIA in the 1980s in a clandestine operation that would be exposed as the Iran-Contra Affair.
Pretty good, although only the most basic story/facts were true. Lots of fiction in this one, but entertaining nonetheless. Slightly better than a time-killer, but I'd rather watch the other series (Narcos, Pablo Escobar, El Chapo) and such to get the real deal.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
If the preview is a true indicator this looks as funny as their SNL shorts:
The Misfits:
After being recruited by a group of unconventional thieves, renowned criminal Richard Pace finds himself caught up in an elaborate gold heist that promises to have far-reaching implications on his life and the lives of countless others.
The summary is more dramatic than the movie, but it has Pierce Brosnan and Tim Roth. That's a go for me.
Ocean's Eleven-type crime heist; action, humor, smoke and mirrors. Decent popcorn flick. Nothing really stood out about this movie, good nor bad. The worst thing I can say is that Tim Roth was bit of an overkill for that role, didn't need that big of a name. Pierce played his smooth-talking, suave, and debonair self, always a classic. The best thing I can say is that the narrator (who is one of the characters in the movie) had a nice swash-buckling style as for telling the story.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Narvik:
April 1940. The eyes of the world are on Narvik, a small town in northern Norway, source of the iron ore needed for Hitler's war machinery. Through two months of fierce winter warfare, Hitler is dealt his first defeat.
Very good war movie, about a battle I never knew about, really (not exactly a war history buff) but the following is telling:
Per imdb:
Eystein Røset, the only living Norwegian soldier from the battles in Northern Norway, attended a pre-screening, with his family, and said after the movie: "This is exactly how it happened"
That's pretty much all I needed to know. It IS in Norwegian, so subtitles. Highly recommend.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Reptile. This movie had many ingredients to make for a great crime caper - solid acting performances, a great setting and cinematography, mystery and intrigue, etc.. Unfortunately it fell flat.
There are significant plot holes, I absolutely HATE HATE HATE when a main character - that presented themselves as innocent in scenes in which the character would not possibly have needed to pretend to be innocent - is in the end revealed to be guilty with an extremely flimsy connection? There are more realistic and creative ways to hide it for the viewer. Also is anyone else tired of crime dramas that
If the previews placed this movie in your wheelhouse I won't say it's bad enough to not watch, but be prepared to be underwhelmed.
Outside In:
An ex-con struggling to readjust to life in his small town forms an intense bond with his former high school teacher.
Good movie, but I kept internally screaming "BAD DECISION!" over and over. Human nature is like that, though. The ex-con trying to adjust to normal life after 20 years in prison (he's about 40 years old now), so some of his choices I understand why he thinks the way he does; it's a stunted growth sort of thing. Very complex in the way the various relationships are presented. I'd say it's worth a watch.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Old Dads:
Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs and anything created after 1987.
Starring Bill Burr, it's basically his standup routines in film form. So, if you don't like Burr, don't bother. If you do like Bill Burr (I do) it's kinda funny. Not outstanding, but very much worth a watch.
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@the-rube watched it with my wife this weekend after a few drinks. She died laughing.
Saw Killers of the Flower Moon today. Wow, just wow. I’d read the book so the events weren’t a surprise, but it was still riveting. DeNiro is the best he’s been in years, DeCaprio shows his age and is all the better for it. The stunner though is Lily Gladstone who plays Mollie, if she doesn’t win best actress it will be a crime. Remarkable effort went into portraying the Osage and the times as accurately as they could, it shows.
If people aren’t aware of the true story, the Osage were at one time the richest people in the world thanks to oil on their land. Oil rights and oil wealth that passed down family lines. After over 30 murders took place on the reservation with no local or state help, the US President sent in the early FBI.
Note: Due to inflation dirty deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap.
No Hard Feelings
On the brink of losing her home, Maddie finds an intriguing job listing: helicopter parents looking for someone to bring their introverted 19-year-old son out of his shell before college. She has one summer to make him a man or die trying.
Jennifer Lawrence stars in this not-as-raunchy-as-reported (IMO) comedy. There *was* one scene, and you know the one if you've seen it, where my first thought was, "Whoa! That just happened." It's predictable, yet funny, worth a watch for sure.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Old Dads:
Three best friends become fathers later in life and find themselves battling preschool principals, millennial CEOs and anything created after 1987.Starring Bill Burr, it's basically his standup routines in film form. So, if you don't like Burr, don't bother. If you do like Bill Burr (I do) it's kinda funny. Not outstanding, but very much worth a watch.
Bokeem Woodbine is one of my favorite actors, so good in Fargo. Gonna watch now.
Ballerina - Netflix. Grieving the loss of a best friend she could not protect, former bodyguard Ok-ju sets out to fulfill her dear friend's last wish: sweet, sweet revenge.
The film lacks just a bit with its plot and character development, but everything else was on point including the acting, dialogue, action scenes and cinematography. I'm glad this film was foreign made too because I can't help but feel if it were made in the U.S. it would have been nowhere as sharp.
Sly
The nearly fifty year prolific career of Sylvester Stallone, who has entertained millions, is seen in retrospective in an intimate look of the actor, writer, director-producer, paralleling with his inspirational life story.
Basically one long interview, but very much in-depth of his career. He is very blunt about his successes and shortcomings, quite honest with himself and the audience. The thing that resonated with me is that I knew he was smart, I didn't know he was *that* smart. Good watch.
It Ain't Over
The illustrious life and career of the baseball great, Yogi Berra.
Great documentary. Unless you are/were a student of baseball, you didn't know how good he really was (for the record, I am not an illustrious student like those who were interviewed). The last part of this movie, I'll tell ya, someone was cutting up some potent onions; there were moments that really got to you, because at that point, you felt like you KNEW this man. Highly recommend.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
It Ain't Over
The illustrious life and career of the baseball great, Yogi Berra.
Got to see this, Netflix?
It Ain't Over
The illustrious life and career of the baseball great, Yogi Berra.Got to see this, Netflix?
All movies are Netflix streaming unless listed otherwise. Which reminds me, I did see:
The Russian Five (this past weekend, on Plex, so there are ads, but hey, it's free!)
In the late 1980s, the Detroit Red Wings worked to finally break their decades long Stanley Cup drought by extracting players from the Soviet Union, and in the process, changed the way North American hockey is played.
Very much a Cliff's Notes version of the book (which I am in the middle of). The sh* they pulled, holy hannah. The doc is good enough just for the old footage, amazing. I'd say watch the movie IF you're interested in reading the book to get ALL the details. That story is crazy.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Pain Hustlers:
Liza dreams of a better life for herself and her daughter. Hired to work for a bankrupt pharmaceutical company, Liza skyrockets with sales and into the high life, putting her in the middle of a federal criminal conspiracy.
It's said it's based on a true story, imdb doesn't have much on it, but I'm guessing it's based on a collection of the facts of what Big Pharm is doing/has done. Pretty successful in explaining how the system works, etc, and what's wrong with it, but also very slanted in the portrayal of said system (I will say, for the record, this isn't a documentary, which would be slanted anyways, but...). It was a good watch, all the actors really came through with their roles, the faux "interviews" outside of the movie itself were a nice touch.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Locked In
A kindly nurse tries to unlock the secrets of a coma patient's injury - and discovers the bitter rivalry, infidelity, betrayal and murder behind them.
This one started off quite intriguing, but slowly descended into a convoluted meh of an ending. I dare say a Lifetime-type movie with a PhD. It's probably decent enough if you have nothing better to watch, but I highly doubt one would ever watch it again. Simply put, it's disappointing.
When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.