Cheers & Songs

Cheers

Opposing Team Introduction – When the player is announced, this is what should be said:

Goalie – “Sieve!” (once and only once)
First Skater – “Hack”
Second Skater – “Who’s he?”
Third Skater – “Never heard of him”
Fourth Skater – “Go home.”
Fifth Skater – “Who cares?”
Coach – “Nice Tie A-Hole!”

Start of the Game

Before the opening faceoff for the period, chant w/ the band..
Hey, Drop the Puck!

After the Puck is dropped...

(Goalie’s name)
(Goalie’s name)
(Goalie’s name) Sucks!

Sing to the tune of Camptown Races… (Wait for the band to start it)

(Goalie’s name) is a great big sieve, DO Dah, DO Dah.
(Goalie’s name) is a great big sieve, lets the puck go by.
Lets the puck go BY, lets the puck go by.
(Goalie’s name) is a great big sieve, lets the puck go by.
You Suck!……. ALL!!!! NIGHT!!!! LONG!!!!

Funnel Chant: 

After the third goal on a goalie… and the gophers are up… plus if a goal is the first goal on the first shot of the first period.
Hey (Goalie’s name) you’re not a sieve, you’re a funnel.
Hey (Gn) you’re not a funnel, you’re a vacuum.
Hey (Gn) you’re not a vacuum, you’re a black hole.
Hey (Gn) you’re not a black hole, YOU JUST SUCK, YOU JUST SUCK..

With 1:03 left in the period…

Hey Jamie, How much time’s left?
Jamie responds- ONE MINUTE REMAINING IN THE PERIOD
Thank You!

Penalty on the opponent 

Hold up your right arm pointing your finger. Wait for the puck to drop on the next faceoff.
Whoo, whoo…whoo, whoo… whoo, whoo
You buddy, you’re outta here, ya hack, you suck!!!
You Worthless Piece of S***

When penalties expire

When the Gophers kill a penalty…
Jamie says: “Gophers are at full strength!”
Fans Respond: “Always were!”

When the opposition kills a penalty ( Wisconsin, for example)..

Jamie says: “Badgers are full strength.”
Fans Respond: “That’s Debatable!”

The “Sex” Cheer

Call: Give me an “S”!
Reply: “S”!
Call: Give me an “E”!
Reply: “E”!
Call: Give me an “X”!
Reply: “X”!
Call: What’s that spell?!
Reply: “SEX”!
Call: What… Does… It… MEAN???
Chant: Score, Score, Score, Score!

If fans leave early  (real fans never leave early)

Beat the traffic (clap…. clap… clap clap clap)
Beat the traffic (clap…. clap… clap clap clap)

Kill, Maim, Pillage, Burn  After bad plays T2 (with lots of “Heys” and arm waiving)…

Kill, maim, pillage, burn.
Kill, maim, pillage, burn, eat babies.
(enter school animal or nickname here, i.e. badger) babies.

If the ref makes a bad call

Hey, ref, if you had one more eye, you’d be cyclops!
2nd bad call:
Hey ref, get off your knees, you’re blowing the game.
3rd bad call:
Hey ref, if you had one more sense, you’d be Helen Keller.
4th bad call:
Hey ref, you’d better take a pregnancy test, cause you just missed this period.