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      c’mon kids – drink up

      http://www.startribune.com/local/29679549.html?elr=KArks:DCiUHc3E7_V_nDaycUiacyKUU” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

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        @stan_5150 wrote:

        c’mon kids – drink up

        http://www.startribune.com/local/29679549.html?elr=KArks:DCiUHc3E7_V_nDaycUiacyKUU” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

        It’s true….a parent can buy a drink for their kids in Wisconsin, but the little part of the law nobody seems to remember is that the kids need to be aware of what they’re drinking. Obviously the cop got it right.

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          We have the same law here in Texas…it’s not something I’ve ever seen abused here.

          Wisconsin on the other hand…

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          Overheard at a street corner somewhere in the dairyland:

          Man 1: Hey Bill, I see you’re drinking. What’s the occasion?
          Man 2: Occasion?

          Thanks, I’ll be here all week.

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            Can’t you just see the thought process here?
            Hmmmmmm {burp}, I wonder how much {burp} gas I siphoned? I don’t have a flashlight, but I do have a……

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            Parents Teach Kids to Smoke Pot

            http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WI_MARIJUANA_KIDS_WIOL-?SITE=WIMIL&SECTION=STATE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

            In Madison? I’m stunned…

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              Actual headline in the UW-Madison student newspaper:

              Better dead than RED

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              This illustration was not included for some reason:

              [album:2rrulq0s]73[/album:2rrulq0s]

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              Badger Band suspended indefinitely for violating their hazing probation:

              http://www.news.wisc.edu/15716

              However much I dislike their performance style, etc, this is really too bad. Any college FB game without a band just isn’t the same.

              EDIT: Oops, already posted in Headline News.

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                @Greyeagle wrote:

                Can’t you just see the thought process here?
                Hmmmmmm {burp}, I wonder how much {burp} gas I siphoned? I don’t have a flashlight, but I do have a……

                Doesn’t happen only in Wisconsin. A contractor was driving around a vacuum truck my mill last week. His truck stalled and he thought it might be out of gas.

                His story says he was checking the fuel level with a flashlight while smoking. Having two severely burned hands and no burns on the face would seem to contradict that though.

                Says he didn’t know what happened to the flashlight after the fire-ball was ignited.

                Zippo brand flashlights are amazing like that…

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                  So we had the Big Ten Alumni Council of San Antonio’s annual golf tourney today…

                  It was held at a really, really nice course in the northeastern suburbs of San Antonio. This place had a very strict dress code – very nice facilities…real high end place. Here’s a photo of the teams getting ready for the shotgun start (please excuse the quality – I only had my phone). The folks in red are from tOSU and the guy in blue is from Penn State.

                  So, I’m not a golfer…sort of Happy Gilmore with no talent. That said, I didn’t play. The U of Iowa chapter president and I were tagged to serve as judges on the 13th hole – where a hole in one would get whomever shot it a super high-end custom golf cart. We’re sitting on the 13th just off the green when one of the U of Wisconsin teams comes through. Let’s just say the UW alum broke some new and special ground in the attire category at this upscale course:

                  Granted, it’s a poor picture…so I’ll describe it. The second guy from the left is wearing flannel pants with Packers logos all over them…and a Bucky t-shirt. Mind you, it was 90 degrees at the time.

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                    Hey South Tex….
                    Try living here with them, They wear crap like that to weddings, funerals, dinner at nice resturants, etc….
                    By the way, did any Wisconsin teams win this weekend????

                    Brewers- Nope
                    Packers- Nope
                    Badgers FB- Nope

                    What a GREAT Weekend!!!!!!!!!!

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                    @Millertime wrote:

                    Hey South Tex….
                    Try living here with them, They wear crap like that to weddings, funerals, dinner at nice resturants, etc….
                    By the way, did any Wisconsin teams win this weekend????

                    Brewers- Nope
                    Packers- Nope
                    Badgers FB- Nope

                    What a GREAT Weekend!!!!!!!!!!

                    Not only did all three of those teams lose this weekend, they all did it at home. Priceless. :dance:

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                      @dailyfbo wrote:

                      @Millertime wrote:

                      Hey South Tex….
                      Try living here with them, They wear crap like that to weddings, funerals, dinner at nice resturants, etc….
                      By the way, did any Wisconsin teams win this weekend????

                      Brewers- Nope
                      Packers- Nope
                      Badgers FB- Nope

                      What a GREAT Weekend!!!!!!!!!!

                      Not only did all three of those teams lose this weekend, they all did it at home. Priceless. :dance:

                      You are correct! What a great weekend, give me goose bumps!

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                      Hazing allegations for the UW Band

                      http://www.startribune.com/local/30686384.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU7EaDiaMDCiUT” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

                      apparently the band did not play at homecoming

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                      Hazing allegations for the UW Band

                      http://www.startribune.com/local/30686384.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU7EaDiaMDCiUT” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

                      apparently the band did not play at homecoming

                      “…clearly falls below the expectations of students at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.” Really?????? Are you sure?

                      On another note, the game against Ohio State was not homecoming, just a home game. Their homecoming is 10/25 vs. Illinois. They must have been worried about the Minnesota game… :) :lol:

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                        @hoop wrote:

                        Hazing allegations for the UW Band

                        http://www.startribune.com/local/30686384.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU7EaDiaMDCiUT” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

                        apparently the band did not play at homecoming

                        I’m just glad the trib didn’t allow comments on the site. I can’t even imagine what some of them would be, and I’m sure they’d call for the heads of our own band members here in teh state.

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                          @WIgopher wrote:

                          @hoop wrote:

                          Hazing allegations for the UW Band

                          http://www.startribune.com/local/30686384.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU7EaDiaMDCiUT” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

                          apparently the band did not play at homecoming

                          I’m just glad the trib didn’t allow comments on the site. I can’t even imagine what some of them would be, and I’m sure they’d call for the heads of our own band members here in teh state.

                          Indeed. I tend to ignore the comment spaces. It’s where morons tend to hang out.

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                            http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=527138″ onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

                            Not sure, but something tells me they just didn’t look hard enough.

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                            @WIgopher wrote:

                            http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=527138

                            Not sure, but something tells me they just didn’t look hard enough.

                            Residents of Pewaukee, Wisconsin are outraged

                            :lol:

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                            @gopher_ears wrote:

                            @WIgopher wrote:

                            http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=527138

                            Not sure, but something tells me they just didn’t look hard enough.

                            Residents of Pewaukee, Wisconsin are outraged

                            :lol:

                            In case you didn’t know the town name is pronounced Pee-waukee. :lol:

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                            @george wrote:

                            @gopher_ears wrote:

                            @WIgopher wrote:

                            http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=527138

                            Not sure, but something tells me they just didn’t look hard enough.

                            Residents of Pewaukee, Wisconsin are outraged

                            :lol:

                            In case you didn’t know the town name is pronounced Pee-waukee. :lol:

                            That’s why I’m laughing. We used to drive through Pewaukee when going to visit the grandparents when I was a kid. I still think it’s funny. :lol: :lol:

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                              @beersong wrote:

                              Just another night in Sup-town.

                              http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/article/id/75981/

                              THANK YOU SUPERIOR!

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                              Wife Beats Husband with Dumbbell….

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                                “Can you name one state that borders Mexico?” “Umm, Canada” Reporter dares to ask Milwaukee residents simple questions

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                                John Mercure: “What is the name of our National Anthem?”

                                “The Declaration of Independence?” one person said.

                                And these folks are voting tomorrow… :shock:

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                                “Can you name one state that borders Mexico?” “Umm, Canada” Reporter dares to ask Milwaukee residents simple questions

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                                John Mercure: “What is the name of our National Anthem?”

                                “The Declaration of Independence?” one person said.

                                And these folks are voting tomorrow… :shock:

                                No worries Tex – they typically vote for the same candidate your state supports! :lol:

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                                Teen compacted in garbage truck — and survived

                                http://www.twincities.com/allheadlines/ci_10905524?nclick_check=1

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                                Man Burns Himself Stealing Gasoline

                                I laughed out loud at this one…and the stupid badger is getting charged. Lesson learned..never use a lit cigarette to check the amount of gasoline you have stolen…..

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                                  This popped up on one of my other favorite websites (http://www.failblog.org):

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                                    @SouthTexGopher wrote:

                                    This popped up on one of my other favorite websites (http://www.failblog.org):

                                    Ooo…hot! :wink:

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                                    Woman Dies in Fire

                                    …after going back in to retrieve her….kids? No. Her ferrets.

                                    (Best line in the story? “The ferrets also died in the blaze.” )

                                    (My wife would say I’m sick, but somehow this smacks of Wisconsin…)

                                    http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/34266659.html” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

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                                    Hudson Hockey team for teens can sell beer at games.

                                    http://www.startribune.com/local/34268779.html” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

                                    That would make me go watch Wisconsin Hockey :D :beerchug:

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                                    They sell beer at almost every game (almost every rink) my kid plays in Wisconsin.

                                    A few years ago I will admit to being a little surprised when the natives were pounding brews at 8 am Mite games. Oh yea….starting the day with a Marlboro hard pack, a Miller light, and a new t-shirt from Shopko.

                                    Mayberry of the Midwest here, folks.

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                                      You’ve been arrested for DUI. Do you

                                      a) refuse a breath test?

                                      b) contact a lawyer?

                                      c) pee all over the back of the squad car and spray the cop through the center divider?

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                                      While en route to the police station, Shilts urinated in the back seat of the squad car and also sprayed some urine through the center divider, striking the officer in the back of the head

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                                        Man attempts to shoplift vodka…leaves ID behind at store…and enables even Wisconsin police to solve a challenging case.

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                                        The man fled the store without his ID card and was later found by police hiding in the Bubble Garden Coin Laundry bathroom, 5803 S Packard Ave., where he was arrested. The man told police he needed the vodka for his sister’s “wapatui” party.

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                                        3 Accused of Grave Digging for Sex Enter Pleas.

                                        They should have stopped with having sex with dead deer.

                                        http://wcco.com/crime/grave.digging.sex.2.869424.html” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

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                                          A postal worker is caught smoking crack in her mail truck. Why, yes, it is Milwaukee…. how did you know?

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                                          A 13 month old boy was abused and killed by his aunt this week, and at his funeral..a brawl breaks out.

                                          Why yes..it was in Milwaukee. :censored:

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                                            Man pleads Not Guilty to 11th D.U.I.

                                            Because flipping your car, having a 0.319 blood-alcohol level, and telling the cop you’re drunk doesn’t prove anything.

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                                              High school student arrested for sharing nude photos of ex without her consent.

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                                              Man Keeps Watching Porn as Apt. Burns

                                              “Police say he’d been drinking.”

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                                              @gopher_ears wrote:

                                              Man Keeps Watching Porn as Apt. Burns

                                              “Police say he’d been drinking.”

                                              It happened in WI – the drinking fact is redundant.

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                                                Woman pulls over and punches a man checking his tire pressure on the side of the road because she thought he was a drug dealer…and yes, alcohol was involved.

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                                                  Milwaukee neighborhoods could print own money

                                                  Residents from the Milwaukee neighborhoods of Riverwest and East Side are scheduled to meet Wednesday to discuss printing their own money. The idea is that the local cash could be used at neighborhood stores and businesses, thus encouraging local spending. The result, supporters hope, would be a bustling local economy, even as the rest of the nation deals with a recession.

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                                                  They print their own filled out ballots there…as many as “they” need. Printing money should be just as easy.

                                                  Gotta love it.

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                                                    Sheboygan city council grants a city residency permit to a appropriately named sex offender

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                                                    The Sheboygan Common Council’s Public Protection and Safety Committee voted, 5-0, Wednesday to follow a Wisconsin Department of Corrections recommendation to let Pheuk Kue live in the transitional home, rather than with family members, following his release.

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                                                    City Bans Vehicles from Parking on Lawn

                                                    http://www.southmilwaukeenow.com/story/index.aspx?id=825834″ onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

                                                    There goes the lawn ornamentation….

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                                                    had to post it……. :lol:

                                                    Sad custody case of a 7 year old

                                                    Green Bay, WI 11/25/08 (AP) – A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Green Bay courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

                                                    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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                                                      Patty Wagstaff, a pilot attending an annual air show, was arrested for using the airport runway. Of course, since this occurred in Wisconsin, she was drunk and driving an SUV

                                                      Winnebago County Circuit Judge Barbara Key ordered Wagstaff, 57, to pay $500 in fines plus court costs Friday after Wagstaff pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of resisting an officer and a citation for first-offense drunken driving. In addition to the fine, Wagstaff’s driver’s license was revoked for eight months.

                                                      According to the criminal complaint, a sheriff’s deputy made contact with Wagstaff near the airport’s Warbird area during the Experimental Aircraft Association’s AirVenture after EAA security saw her driving a sport utility vehicle down the runway.

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                                                      Video Game Dispute Turns Into Knife Fight

                                                      Classic Wisconsin. Can’t you see them living in Mom’s basement?

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                                                      State Web Site Features Wrong Skyline

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                                                        State Web Site Features Wrong Skyline

                                                        http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/36839699.html” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

                                                        Nothing says ‘jealousy’ quite like… :mrgreen:

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                                                          groom skips town with wedding ring on wedding day11 :oops:

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                                                            IHOP Out Of My Pants

                                                            Wisconsin perp popped after half-naked parade in pancake palace

                                                            The 19-year-old was arrested early Sunday morning after she allegedly got liquored up and ran pantsless through an International House of Pancakes in Wisconsin. IHOP workers told cops that Guenther, yelling unintelligibly, ran through the pancake joint with her pants at her knees, according to a Marathon County Sheriff’s Department report.

                                                            I know it’ s a shock…but alcohol was involved.

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                                                            IHOP Out Of My Pants

                                                            Wisconsin perp popped after half-naked parade in pancake palace

                                                            The 19-year-old was arrested early Sunday morning after she allegedly got liquored up and ran pantsless through an International House of Pancakes in Wisconsin. IHOP workers told cops that Guenther, yelling unintelligibly, ran through the pancake joint with her pants at her knees, according to a Marathon County Sheriff’s Department report.

                                                            I know it’ s a shock…but alcohol was involved.

                                                            At first I was gonna ask if there was a picture of which I was pretty sure there wouldn’t be. Then I clicked on the link and I wish I hadn’t…..

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                                                            Woman blames Dell for missing online classes

                                                            enroll in online classes at Madison Area Technical College

                                                            As a result, with no internet and no Microsoft Word, Schubert dropped out of MATC’s fall and spring semesters.

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                                                            If only he hadn’t needed some smokes…

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                                                              1st offense drunk driving is not a crime in Wisconsin if you don’t cause property damage or personal injury. And the state’s AG thinks it should stay that way…

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                                                              Attorney General J.B. Van Hollen said Friday that he opposes making first-offense drunken driving a crime and would like state law changed to give judges the option of sentencing second-time offenders to probation rather than mandatory jail time.

                                                              Wisconsin is the only state that treats first-offense drunken driving as a forfeiture – and that law should “absolutely not” be changed to make it a crime, said Van Hollen.

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                                                                drunk women found in parking lot frozen http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/health/37860324.html?elr=KArks:DCiUHc3E7_V_nDaycUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiU” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

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                                                                  Racine, Wis., mayor resigns after sex-sting arrest

                                                                  Becker, 51, was arrested Jan. 13 at a suburban Milwaukee mall following a two-week investigation by the state Department of Justice’s Division of Criminal Investigation. After chatting online with a state agent posing as a 14-year-old girl, Becker went to the mall to meet the girl and buy lingerie for her, according to a criminal complaint.

                                                                  I’m sure he’ll have a very active “dating” life in prison. Sicko.

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                                                                    @SouthTexGopher wrote:

                                                                    Racine, Wis., mayor resigns after sex-sting arrest

                                                                    Becker, 51, was arrested Jan. 13 at a suburban Milwaukee mall following a two-week investigation by the state Department of Justice’s Division of Criminal Investigation. After chatting online with a state agent posing as a 14-year-old girl, Becker went to the mall to meet the girl and buy lingerie for her, according to a criminal complaint.

                                                                    I’m he’ll have a very active “dating” life in prison. Sicko.

                                                                    I would love to see that episode of “To Catch a Predator.” “Hello, Mayor Becker, do you know who I am? I’m Chris Hanson and your on T.V.”

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                                                                      Rumble at the OCB

                                                                      http://www.madison.com/tct/mad/latest/433805″ onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

                                                                      Capital Times: Buffet line bickering leads to knife threat, police say

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                                                                      Rumble at the OCB

                                                                      http://www.madison.com/tct/mad/latest/433805″ onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

                                                                      Capital Times: Buffet line bickering leads to knife threat, police say

                                                                      I have eaten at this one. Not the nicest place in the world.

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                                                                      http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/21/us/21faith.html?_r=4&th=&adxnnl=1&emc=th&pagewanted=1&adxnnlx=1232569102-61pZNDsvN5eVxIgVpaPeaA” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

                                                                      The county coroner ruled that [the 11-year-old girl] had died from diabetic ketoacidosis resulting from undiagnosed and untreated juvenile diabetes.

                                                                      Her parents, who believe that God alone has the ability to heal the sick, prayed for her recovery but did not take her to a doctor.

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                                                                        Court rules cheerleading is contact sport

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                                                                          As if living in Wisconsin wasn’t embarrassing enough.

                                                                          “You know that hot chick on Facebook asking you for nude pictures? Well, I’ve got bad news for you…it’s a dude and he’s going to blackmail you for sex. Welcome to the age of the Internet.” Originally posted on HardOCP.

                                                                          http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WI_FACEBOOK_SEX_WIOL-?SITE=WIKEN&SECTION=HOME” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

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                                                                            14 year old Wisconsin girl arrested for texting

                                                                            Classic “only in Wisconsin” line in the report:

                                                                            The Samsung Cricket, the police report noted, was recovered “from the buttocks area” of the teenager.

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                                                                                You can’t make this stuff up…

                                                                                Street Signs For Mullet Place Keep Disappearing

                                                                                The hairstyle is short on the top and long in the back, and in Green Bay the mullet has its very own street signs _ at least when the signs haven’t been stolen.

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