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MNGophers29
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::@SouthTexGopher wrote:
@Elm Grove Gopher wrote:
Dad charged for making kid wear Packer jersey…
http://www.jsonline.com/watch/?watch=1&date=1/16/2008&id=34279
Why is this not a surprise?
So this kinda reminds me of one of the best moments I had while living in Packerdom….
I was working at a Hardware store on a Sunday during football season, it was about 1pm and there was a noon game. We had the TV on at the store so the people that worked for me could watch the game since it was virtually dead during games. A lady walks in with full Packer regailia, I am talking Packer ponytail holders, Packer earrings, Packer sweatshirt complete with a Packer turtleneck underneath, Packer sweatpants and Packer shoelaces in her tennis shoes. She comes up to the register, looks at me and said, “So, what’s the score of the Packer game?”
I just stared at her and all I could muster was “are you serious?”
Some fan…..
murrster
::I’m sure the original story was posted last year, but I thought it was relevant for this week.
http://www.startribune.com/local/15801317.html
The 3rd District Court of Appeals has rejected Bryan Hathaway’s argument that the charge should be dismissed because the law against committing an act of sexual gratification with animals does not apply to those who are dead.
I don’t know whether to shake my head in disbelief or laugh hysterically.
dailyfbo
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::@murrster wrote:
I’m sure the original story was posted last year, but I thought it was relevant for this week.
http://www.startribune.com/local/15801317.html
The 3rd District Court of Appeals has rejected Bryan Hathaway’s argument that the charge should be dismissed because the law against committing an act of sexual gratification with animals does not apply to those who are dead.
I don’t know whether to shake my head in disbelief or laugh hysterically.
How about a quick prayer that this guy never introduces his seed into a female of his own species. No way the world needs anymore like him roaming around.
Dolphin275
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::What other state would you expect this… :twisted:
http://wcco.com/watercooler/urinate.police.station.2.661621.html
Composer
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Frontroguy
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@gopher66 wrote:
???
To me, the humor part was they were treating it like a rescure, for a couple of hours before realizing the guys was not in there…
Frontroguy
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a-Rap22
::Thirty old women dance it up to Soulja Boy at halftime of a Buck’s game.
http://collegenews.com/video_display.php?vid=385
starts at 1:22
a-Rap22
::Twins in Wisconsin named Brett and Favre.
It’d be a bummer to be the one that got stuck with Favre, here’s hoping they both hate football.gopher wes
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::@a-Rap22 wrote:
Twins in Wisconsin named Brett and Favre.
It’d be a bummer to be the one that got stuck with Favre, here’s hoping they both hate football.this kind of crap makes me sick to my stomach
Anonymous
dailyfbo
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gopher_ears
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Reg Dunlop
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First Brett Favre and now this. How much more can they endure? It’ll cause them to start drinking (some more). :drunk:
george
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::@a-Rap22 wrote:
Twins in Wisconsin named Brett and Favre.
It’d be a bummer to be the one that got stuck with Favre, here’s hoping they both hate football.Dad might be a Sconnie at heart, but this happened in Florida.
Elm Grove Gopher
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::At least 1 in 4 teen girls has sex-related disease
At least one in four teenage American girls has a sexually transmitted disease, suggests a first-of-its-kind federal study that startled some adolescent-health experts. According to the report, Milwaukee led the nation in the number of new chlamydia cases reported in 2005.
Anonymous
::A Hole kills realtor in Wisconsin.
Suspect James A. Hole was arrested Thursday in connection with the killing of a real estate agent in Jefferson County
Airport screeners miss 45 pounds of pot at the Milwaukee airport
A suitcase packed with 45 pounds of marijuana passed through security at Mitchell International Airport in Milwaukee County.
Wisconsin shaped pothole found in Green Baygator
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Anonymous
::Man and woman shocked that pillow fight results in woman needing stitches, more shocked when police show up at hospital asking questions
According to a police report, the woman, who had been drinking, was arguing with the man in bed and began pushing him. The man then hit her in the face with a pillow. Both were surprised to discover the woman’s injury, and the man took her to Froedtert Hospital where she received stitches.
Shocked…just shocked that alcohol was involved.
gopher_ears
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::@gator wrote:
Cops bust teens’ root-beer kegger
BTW, 1919 is hands down the best root beer aroundBeen there, done that. A bunch of us threw a root beer kegger in the St Paul Radisson during the 1991 Final (not yet Frozen) Four. There was a persistent rumor (turned out to be correct) that the hotel would be swarming with security, and we knew we’d have minors at the party. Taking no chances, I supplied the keg of 1919.
Bigbeer
::@SouthTexGopher wrote:
Man and woman shocked that pillow fight results in woman needing stitches, more shocked when police show up at hospital asking questions
According to a police report, the woman, who had been drinking, was arguing with the man in bed and began pushing him. The man then hit her in the face with a pillow. Both were surprised to discover the woman’s injury, and the man took her to Froedtert Hospital where she received stitches.
Shocked…just shocked that alcohol was involved.
Here’s the argument-
Woman: “Are you so drunk you can’t get it up”?
Man: “It is up”
Woman: “No way…that can’t be it”
Man: “Yup”
Woman: “No way”
Man: “If you want it bigger, you’re gonna have to turn the Packers on”
Woman: “It’s the offseason…how about a picture of Brett Favre?”
Man: “That’ll do”Jason87
::I’m sure this one was mentioned before a update on it.
Thirty-Four
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::@Jason87 wrote:
I’m sure this one was mentioned before a update on it.
One look at her mug was enough for me to believe her guilty… oh God above!!!! :aargh:
HockeyBum
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thinkbui
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Wisconsin shaped pothole found in Green BayCan they somehow figure out a way to sell this on eBay? I’m still waiting to find a potato chip that looks like the Virgin Mary so I can put it up for auction and have some loser pay hundreds of dollars for it.
If it had Brett Farve’s portrait embossed in it, I’m sure it would well outdo the grill cheese sandwich from a few years ago.
On another note, this kind of illustrates what we all already knew, which is that the State of Wisconsin is such a hole.
Pointman
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st8ofhockey
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::@Pointman wrote:
What is wrong with those people? :crazy:
Not to defend ‘Sconnie’s, but this happened in Bellevue, Ohio (check the Headline News thread)
IIRC, our neighbors to the East prefer game animals to lawn furniture
eHo
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Leo
::I think that the good residents of the state should demand an immediate recount.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=cp_ft8qb2om245&show_article=1jimbobillybob
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Strike 1, strike 2….strike 6. Ok this time we mean business. 1 more you will be possibly, maybe, kinda gonna be in some serious trouble.
Six Hole
Reg Dunlop
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::@Six Hole wrote:
http://www.startribune.com/local/17351864.html
:roll:
Whatever happened to Halloween?
TheColonel
::Wisconsin postal workers use water pistols, sticks to fend off attacks from wild turkeys.
http://www.startribune.com/nation/17363709.htmlFrontroguy
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Reg Dunlop
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::@Frontroguy wrote:
http://www.twincities.com/allheadlines/ci_8851152?nclick_check=1
They must be from BADgerland, they’re too dumb to steal good beer.
Frontroguy
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Anonymous
::And the latest class offered at UW-Madison is…
http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/18402989.html
:confused2:
Dances With Gophers
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::@SouthTexGopher wrote:
And the latest class offered at UW-Madison is…
http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/18402989.html
:confused2:
That was interesting…but then this article caught my attention:
http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/18362109.html
A 59-year-old Milwaukee man stopped for retail theft at Mayfair Mall on Saturday dropped his pants in the crowded mall in an unsuccessful effort to prove his innocence.
:drunk:
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jrthomer
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::Jeezus
SHEBOYGAN, Wis. – A 28-year-old woman shot her 8-year-old daughter in the thigh with a BB gun to win a $1 bet with her boyfriend
Slap Shot
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::@jrthomer wrote:
Jeezus
SHEBOYGAN, Wis. – A 28-year-old woman shot her 8-year-old daughter in the thigh with a BB gun to win a $1 bet with her boyfriend
I opened the link although I probably didn’t need to to confirm the mother was hammered.
Bigbeer
::@Slap Shot wrote:
@jrthomer wrote:
Jeezus
SHEBOYGAN, Wis. – A 28-year-old woman shot her 8-year-old daughter in the thigh with a BB gun to win a $1 bet with her boyfriend
I opened the link although I probably didn’t need to to confirm the mother was hammered.
Hammered? In Wisconsin, 10 or 12 beers is just gettin’ warmed up.
AnderMa09
::My instructor pulled up Yahoo in one of my lectures and this was the article on the front page.
dizzle
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Instigator
::Gotta wonder why he was so PO’d at pops?
Zwak
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Gopherguy05
::I’m guessing he had a few before he thought this was a good idea…
http://cardinal.wisc.edu/article/3012
The complex where this took place is directly across the street from State Street Brats if anyone needs a good reference point.
gator
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WIgopher
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13-year-old caught doing 79 mph. With mom in the passenger seat
My dad was driving home from the hospital and told me he laughed when he saw this car fly past him (speed limit of 65 on Hwy 41) and then a few minutes later the cops came by and he said he saw the 13 year old asked out of the car. He said it was a rather interesting ordeal.
Anonymous
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greydogg
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Dolphin275
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skiier32
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Gopherguy05
::Bratfest in Madison has a new sales record…but thats not the best part of this story.
http://www.postcrescent.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080527/APC0101/80527051/1979
A quote taken from the above link:
About 45 minutes later, a Madison couple purchased the record-setting brat. But Jim and Veronica Kleckner had no intention of eating brat No. 189,433. Instead they took it home to their freezer where another special brat sits — the record-setting one from 2004, Metcalfe said.
They have two record setting brats…..in their freezer. WTF???
Bigbeer
20-niner
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Bert
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Admit it, you are trying to promote your own item.
Gopherguy05
::Well the story got a lot more interesting. Looks like the woman in the passenger seat wasn’t his mother, but his 41 year old lover….
http://www.postcrescent.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080528/APC0101/805280576/1979
Anonymous
::Another sign gas prices are too high: criminals now committing ‘bike-by shootings’
http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/19398654.html
Milwaukee Police Investigate Bike-By Shooting
Anonymous
::Seven Wisconsin men paid more than $4,600 in fines and restitution this week, while two of the men spent three days in jail. Why? They took more than the legal limit of walleyes from Lake Erie during the recent holiday weekend.
Investigators detained the men when they returned to the mainland and determined that the group possessed 67 walleyes over the legal limit. Investigators also confiscated camera equipment, photos and videotape that reportedly document the over bagging activity.
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