Only in Wisconsin

26 yr old driving kills cow while reading text :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh:

http://www.channel3000.com/news/Police-Distracted-driver-causes-Beltline-crash-that-kills-cow/-/1648/16889534/-/fgjbun/-/index.html?hpt=us_bn9″ onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

“Complaint: Minn. Man Found Passed Out on Wis. Capitol Roof”
http://www.wdio.com/article/stories/S2795898.shtml?cat=10335″ onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

I know it’s a Minnesota guy, but once he crossed that border and started drinking, it became Wisconsin’s fault.

huge cow barn burns

http://www.fox11online.com/dpp/news/local/fox_cities/crews-battling-fire-at-rosendale-dairy?hpt=us_bn9″ onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

^^^^^^Are you endorsing that be added to the state flag and added as a mural at the state capitol?^^^^^^^

Dying mom accuses son of stealing anniversary ring off her hand during coma, presses charges.

http://www.kare11.com/news/article/995162/333/Man-accused-of-stealing-ring-from-dying-moms-finger” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

Platteville student starts fire while trying to make meth.

http://www.kare11.com/news/article/998174/396/Wis-college-student-accused-of-starting-fire-with-meth-lab” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

YUCK!

http://www.kare11.com/news/article/998643/14/Prosecutors-Wis-man-videotaped-sexual-assaults-on-children-” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

Cop and clown get in fight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YJof8GkUKck#” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;!

And of course the bystander doesn’t help the cop. Instead he tapes it. The news, of course, doesn’t see anything wrong with that.

@Kelor wrote:

Cop and clown get in fight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YJof8GkUKck#” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;!

And of course the bystander doesn’t help the cop. Instead he tapes it. The news, of course, doesn’t see anything wrong with that.

Far from an “Only in Wisconsin” since Black Friday brings out the freak shows everywhere, but it was amusing how the teen thought “anger problems” made punching a security guard OK.

http://www.kare11.com/news/article/999757/333/Black-Friday-shoppers-attack-Wis-security-guard” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

Badger grad and Olympian outed as prostitute.

http://www.kare11.com/news/article/1002993/333/Former-Olympian-Suzy-Favor-Hamilton-admits-working-as-a-prostitute” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

@gopher6 wrote:

pulled over, eating his weed :dope: :dope: :dope:

http://kstp.com/news/stories/S2882230.shtml?cat=1″ onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

[youtube:2sspzm1r]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4G4mcYOXMA[/youtube:2sspzm1r]

@Zwak wrote:

Wisconsin exotic club dancers brawl over $1.

http://www.twincities.com/national/ci_22418099/wisconsin-exotic-club-dancers-brawl-over-1″ onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

From the article:

A Post-Crescent of Appleton report said one of the women is pregnant.

Did the other patrons boo gustily when someone broke it up?

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2013/02/wisconsin_woman_found_living_in_trailer_home_with_300_rats.php” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

Wisconsin woman found living in trailer home with 300 rats

I guess this is the best place to post this. My buddy that went to Madison posted some Huffington Post article of college rankings for top 10 happiest students. Buckyville was number one, which, whatever, I don’t really care. But this was the quote that ended the article:

“And that experience is joy-making and unlike any other says Ashley, a Junior majoring in Biology. “Sometimes students from other schools will ask me where I go to college, and I will say ‘Wisconsin.’ Their excited expression will instantly turn to shame, and all they will manage to get out is an ‘oh’, because they immediately know no story they can tell will top what I have done. I will not need to say a thing, they will just understand. They know that their wildest night of college was just a regular Thursday for us. We Wisconsin kids are a special breed. And – trust me – everyone else is jealous.””

All I can say is, wow. Talk about :censored:ing arrogant. Seriously exemplifies everything I can’t stand about that place. Even good people pop out of their thinking their shit smells like roses (rose reference not intended).

As a father, and even if I weren’t already biased against Wisconsin, the phrase “they know their wildest night of college was just a regular Thursday night for us” is NOT a prime selling point for me to send my daughter there.

That’s just….wow….

I mean, I know they are proud of their partying there and the university sort of “allows” it. I don’t know if they would promote it, but I’d say they are ok with it. Can’t believe that is the kind of thing a student would use as a selling point(stolen from ‘Dillo) in an article like that, though.

Just….wow.

@trixR4kids wrote:

@Armadillo wrote:

As a father, and even if I weren’t already biased against Wisconsin, the phrase “they know their wildest night of college was just a regular Thursday night for us” is NOT a prime selling point for me to send my daughter there.

I don’t think they have the reciprocity agreement anymore so unless you feel like paying out of state tuition it’s probably not a viable option anyhow.

They do still actually have the reciprocity between Minnesota and Wisconsin. But I could care less because my kids are BANNED from going to Wisconsin or North Dakota. St. Clown is on that list too but since it’s so close to our home I might let that one slide.

@StickSalute wrote:

I guess this is the best place to post this. My buddy that went to Madison posted some Huffington Post article of college rankings for top 10 happiest students. Buckyville was number one, which, whatever, I don’t really care. But this was the quote that ended the article:

“And that experience is joy-making and unlike any other says Ashley, a Junior majoring in Biology. “Sometimes students from other schools will ask me where I go to college, and I will say ‘Wisconsin.’ Their excited expression will instantly turn to shame, and all they will manage to get out is an ‘oh’, because they immediately know no story they can tell will top what I have done. I will not need to say a thing, they will just understand. They know that their wildest night of college was just a regular Thursday for us. We Wisconsin kids are a special breed. And – trust me – everyone else is jealous.””

All I can say is, wow. Talk about :censored:ing arrogant. Seriously exemplifies everything I can’t stand about that place. Even good people pop out of their thinking their s**t smells like roses (rose reference not intended).

Oh Ashley honey…..your insecurity is astounding. Just one small tip…..unless you plan to interview with Wisconsin alums exclusively, don’t expect employers to be too impressed with what you accomplished at night while in Madison.

@WPoS wrote:

@StickSalute wrote:

I guess this is the best place to post this. My buddy that went to Madison posted some Huffington Post article of college rankings for top 10 happiest students. Buckyville was number one, which, whatever, I don’t really care. But this was the quote that ended the article:

“And that experience is joy-making and unlike any other says Ashley, a Junior majoring in Biology. “Sometimes students from other schools will ask me where I go to college, and I will say ‘Wisconsin.’ Their excited expression will instantly turn to shame, and all they will manage to get out is an ‘oh’, because they immediately know no story they can tell will top what I have done. I will not need to say a thing, they will just understand. They know that their wildest night of college was just a regular Thursday for us. We Wisconsin kids are a special breed. And – trust me – everyone else is jealous.””

All I can say is, wow. Talk about :censored:ing arrogant. Seriously exemplifies everything I can’t stand about that place. Even good people pop out of their thinking their s**t smells like roses (rose reference not intended).

fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life….

W

Now wait just a minute. Oh, nevermind. I’m not stupid. For a second there I thought you were talking about me.

@Elm Grove Gopher wrote:

Watch those left turns.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/antigo-man-was-drunk-when-woman-fell-from-vehicle-police-say-ir9ftno-202108221.html” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

The drunk driver’s last name is Bender???? He was just trying to live up to the family name.

“Wisconsin DNR Seeking 5 Men Who Put T-shirt on Deer”
http://www.twincities.com/news/ci_23006174″ onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

@rowshkex wrote:

“Wisconsin DNR Seeking 5 Men Who Put T-shirt on Deer”
http://www.twincities.com/news/ci_23006174″ onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

At least it wasn’t a garter belt and fishnets.

Unfortunately, probably not “Only in Wisconsin” , but $650 million in surplus? Wow.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/education/uw-system-head-pledges-tuition-cap-more-financial-aid-lm9ki92-203805911.html” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

@bobman543219 wrote:

Former Packer Supports Jason Collins, Gets Church Appearance Cancelled

http://deadspin.com/former-packer-supports-jason-collins-gets-church-appea-486207770

I think the bigger story is that someone in Wisconsin was willing to pay $8,500 to have Leroy speak. :mrgreen:

@trixR4kids wrote:

I assume that “moral cause” is meant to read “moral clause,” which may as well be renamed the “The Right to Cancel Any Appearance Upon Discovering That the Speaker is in Fact a Decent Human Being” clause.

Pretty much.

Not that I agree with the Church’s stance, but did you really think they’d come down in favor of homosexuality? That’s hardly headline-worthy.

@Armadillo wrote:

@trixR4kids wrote:

I assume that “moral cause” is meant to read “moral clause,” which may as well be renamed the “The Right to Cancel Any Appearance Upon Discovering That the Speaker is in Fact a Decent Human Being” clause.

Pretty much.

Not that I agree with the Church’s stance, but did you really think they’d come down in favor of homosexuality? That’s hardly headline-worthy.

They don’t have to agree with it but to not allow someone to speak because their beliefs conflict with theirs… :roll:

I imagine there are varying reasons for that and they aren’t because someone made a twitter comment promoting tolerance.

World Class Public Golf courses .. Whistling Straits (Kohler courses) and Erin Hills.

@Hobey Baker wrote:

World Class Public Golf courses .. Whistling Straits (Kohler courses) and Erin Hills.

I was supposed to be there tonight through Saturday. :evil:

@Kelor wrote:

@Hobey Baker wrote:

World Class Public Golf courses .. Whistling Straits (Kohler courses) and Erin Hills.

I was supposed to be there tonight through Saturday. :evil:

Too bad .. the place is special. Gotten very expensive (Kohler) but something we don’t have in MN.

@Elm Grove Gopher wrote:

I don’t even know what to say. It’s Wausau.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/drugs-discovered-after-beef-sticks-fall-out-of-bra-police-say-b9914797z1-208204081.html” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

Might want to stick to one felony at a time.

.27 on the grade school field trip to the bowling alley? Only in Sconnie!

http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/janesville-teacher-accused-of-being-drunk-during-school-field-trip-b9930241z1-210838531.html” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

“Constitutional Right of Goat Love”

http://www.waukeshanow.com/news/211573801.html” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

I don’t even know what to say. :shock:

If all animals were from Wisconsin:

[youtube:va73ll8n]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsIxOTi3v9c[/youtube:va73ll8n]

Library bans bringing in containers so you can not drink in the library :shots: :rim:

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/article/id/271233/group/homepage/” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

Wisconsin 5th in per capita beer consumption.

http://www.jsonline.com/business/wisconsin-ranked-no-5-in-beer-consumption-b9946369z1-213983791.html” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

(Of course, they only surveyed those 21 or older. In Wisky, livers are half gone by 21.)