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Watching TV in GTA IV was hilarious; so many hilarious TV shows and commercials :lol: Along with going to the comedy club to watch a Katt Williams or Ricky Gervais performance. Those were good, too.

I have heard in GTA V it looks like they’ll be ripping on Scientology.

This is a pretty funny parody site they put up: The Epsilon Program

I’m assuming this will be in the game somehow. Here’s a page from that site:

1. The world is 157 years old – FACT!

2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak – FACT!

3. You are happy, you just don’t know it – FACT!

4. We all come from the same tree – FACT!

5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair – FACT!

6. Sperm does not exist – it is a lie spread by biology teachers – along with everything else you have ever been told – FACT!

7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day – FACT!

8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm – FACT!

9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them – FACT!

10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure – FACT!

11. If you believe this and turn your hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed – FACT!