Portal Forum General General Discussion Movies Reply To: Movies

#135455 Quote
The RubeThe Rube
  • GoldenHas donated $ to the upkeep of GPL

ex_goldy wrote:

Hitmans wife’s bodyguard

This is the second hitmans bodyguard movie. I didn’t see the first one but likely if you liked that one you’ll like this one. Ryan Reynolds, Samual Jackson, Selma Hyak is the wife. This is a typical running dialogue of Ryan Reynolds type movie. Reminded me of Woody Allen movies with his constant talking and how victimized he is. Only every chance to insert Mother F’er was not missed. I didn’t realize how much swearing there is in his movies. Mother F’er was in every conversation.

Plot is bad guy (Antonio Banderas) hires bad guy hacker to inject a computer virus into the internet with a diamond drill (sparkly diamonds, not industrial type but never mind) that will destroy financial markets since he’s pissed Greece didn’t get financial support from the EU. There’s a bad guy hacker who demonstrates it and it was amazing how well it worked. Ryan, Samual, and Selma have to stop him. So suspend all reality and just enjoy the swearing and violence.

The Rube wrote:

The Hitman’s Bodyguard (Netflix Disc)

Ryan Reynolds and Sam L star as Ryan Reynolds and Sam L. It’s a mix of John Wick, Lethal Weapon, and a dash of (insert any Jason Statham movie outside of Snatch). Quite entertaining as a popcorn movie, looking forward to the sequel that recently came out.

And side note: Salma Hayek is still hot, and she kinda plays a badass in this one, in her limited role. Hope her role is expanded in the new one.

I haven’t seen the sequel…yet. I stress yet. But I think we are on the same page here, with the movies. :)